Tuesday, August 18, 2009

5 More Reasons Why Christianity is Wrong

1. It is

2. If it wasn't then evolution would be wrong and we know (via Dawkins) that evolution is true so yeah.

3. One time I saw a 'Christian' picking his nose in church

4. If Christianity was real then everyone would be a Christian. They're not, so it isn't

5. If Christianity was true then it wouldn't be so easy for me to disprove it with these lists.


Please give up on the idiotic lie of Christianity. Pastors and ministers lie to children and tell them that if they believe in Jesus then they'll be able to fly and so the kids fall for it and get trapped in the Christian cult.


Give up Jesus and worship Darwin instead - his beard is bigger and he was definitely real!111!

57 comments:

BathTub said...

Woah woah woah. Slow down. Number 4 is quite true. If Christians where able to do the stuff the bible says they should be able to do, (like prayer working) they would be able to prove the truth of their religion quite easily and convert everyone.

Chris Geiser said...

I laughed through this whole thing. You're funny. What you said is really funny. It isn't true but it is still funny.

Ya know, Jesus was mocked as well while He was on the cross. They told Him to prove He was God and to give proof. But He didn't give any, but he still prayed for his persecutors.

BathTub said...

You know what is funny?

Watching you dance and twist yourself in knots over things as simple as Taxonomy, developed by Creationists.

Debunkey Monkey said...

W'oh, deep. You strengthen my atheism through reading your inspired posts. :)

Debunkey Monkey said...

Actually, my last comment didn't make any sense.

ExPatMatt said...

Maybe you're a False Atheist, DM?

Let em ask you, when you don't pray, do you get a sense that Darwin isn't in the room with you?

ExPatMatt said...

Chris,

Everything I said is true.

BTW, are you comparing me to Jesus?

"I laughed through this whole thing....It isn't true".

"Ya know, Jesus was mocked as well while He was on the cross.".

Blasphemy! Drop and give me 20 Our Darwin's!

Lissie Darcy said...

Funny!! You have quite a sense of hummor!

(Or..wait..was it said with a serious tone? Like...it's ok I was laughing..? I mean it was meant to be to get a laugh at right?)

When you said "If Christianity was true then the whole world would be Christians," (I forgot to copy and paste that..so if I got the phrasing wrong-my bad.) You're wrong on that. Jesus didn't die to save the whole world (Where's the italics when ya need it?) He died for His people. Those He chose. Its limited atonement. Meaning He died for those He chose.

I enjoyed your post-it made me laugh. Haven't had a laugh today really, so thanks!

-Lissie

BathTub said...

He was imitating the bizarre posts of Chris Geiser.

Lissie Darcy said...

Oh. Thanks for the info Bath tub.

--Lissie

Ps. Is it alright if I ask you why your blogger name is bath tub?

BathTub said...

Hahah of course.

Waay back when I got on the internets back in 1996 I had to pick a name.

I thought to myself, I know I will pick Zaphod from The Hitchhikers Guide Series and be really cool. No One will think of using that!

And indeed my primary email address is zaphod@ihug.co.nz

Of course I very very quickly found, that lots of people like the Hitchhikers Guide series and my name was far from original.

So I had to come up with something fairly unique and it came down to ShowerHead or BathTub (I have no idea why they were Bathroom themed) and decided to go with BathTub.

And it's been largely successful. Most of the time I get BathTub when joining a forum or service. Sometimes I have to use BathTubNZ if I can't get BathTub. But it doesn't conflict near as much as when I used Zaphod.

Brazen Hussey's said...

Oh. Hahaha. Picking a name is the hardest part :D I always have a hard time deciding. Especially with emails because my friends will be seeing what I choose, so I always want something really random.

(one of my emails is: spam_mepwease@yahoo.com)

Well cool! Thanks for sharing :)

-Lissie


AHH! I'm signed in as my Dad again. Sorry!! I really need to look before I comment :D

Lissie Darcy said...

I just wanted to say, sweet pic Bath Tub. Hahah!!

--Lissie

ExPatMatt said...

BathTub,

Who was asking you about the 6-spokes in your pic recently? I don't think they knew what they were looking at!

Praise Darwin.

BathTub said...

Rene over at the swamp.

Lissie Darcy said...

What did they think the picture was? Maybe a bike wheel or something? Spokes? Haha. That's funny.

Praise God.

--Lissie

Ps. Mr. Matt..are you declaring Darwin as your god, then?

Ps.s. I'm praying for you Mr. Matt, and you Bath Tub because I want to see both of you in heaven. It's heavy knowledge for me to take in that those who do not put their trust in Jesus will go to hell. Hope you guys have a good weekend!!!

Ps.s.s. Do you guys have a family? (Just wondered :D)

Ps.s.s.s. Oh, and Bath tub? You have a name right? It's kind of weird calling a human being--by the name of bath tub, an inanimate object. (..did I say that right? Haha.)

BathTub said...

Yes he thought it was a strange wheel, a fancy sportscar or something?

It's funny most people have no problems calling me BathTub, Bath, BT or similar but there have always been 1 or 2 people who just don't like it. My real name is Nigel and people are quite welcome to use it.

Lissie Darcy said...

Well, I have no problem with calling you by your blogging name if you prefer. I just think it's kind of funny..kind of makes me laugh. Yeah..maybe it's just my imature sense of weird...weiiiird...hummor. Who knows?

But, I'd rather call you Bath Tub because I don't call adults by their first name. It seems strange..and disrespectful. But, I guess it's not if they say it's ok. :D

-L

Ps. Yeah, it would be a strange looking wheel-if it was one.

ExPatMatt said...

Lissie,

This made me laugh;

"It's heavy knowledge for me to take in that those who do not put their trust in Jesus will go to hell. Hope you guys have a good weekend!!!".

I just found that too funny!


And no, I'm not declaring Darwin as my god, it was a joke. Well, more sarcasm really; we atheists often get accused of 'believing in Charles Darwin' as if he were a god or prophet of some kind, so it's fun to play along every now and then for laughs.


Cheers,

Lissie Darcy said...

Yeah I re-read the comment and kind of chuckled myself. Just because I go from gloomy to "have a good weekend"..what can I say? I was dropped one too many times when I was little. I'm the odd child in the family. :( *waa!* pitty me. Just kidding :)

Oh. Well, you don't have to "play along" with me. Because I didn't know that ppl accused you atheists for that.

Kind of hard to tell when someone's being sarcastic over the internet. Well that and I don't know you very well, sorry.

What is your motto? Do you laugh at others and yourself every now and then?

Just curious........

Anonymous said...

Oh grow up people, what sort of religion does anyone have if they have to bash others?
Blessed Be
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BathTub said...

reading fail?

kara.x3 said...

you're really.. stupid. I'm not a Christian in the LEAST, but this was stupid. Jesus was real just like Darwin. He wasn't the "son of God" but he was real. Wow.

BathTub said...

It seems someone didn't actually read the thread.

It was a parody of Chris Geiser.

Lissie Darcy said...

@Kara.x3 It was a parody on Chris Geiser. Mr. Matt doesn't write like that. He actually USES logic, and thinks through things. You apparently didn't read the post right.

-Lissie

Ps. Hi BathTub! Hi Mr. Matt! You told me to write something on your blog. So,thought I'd say hi to you my friends!! Been so busy over here!! Don't think I ditched ya cuz I didn't..that'd be rude. And I don't ditch my friends. :))

Jared said...

Lissie...
I'm having a difficult time discerning who is who on here as I entered the conversation through a google search and don't know the background. But I'm discerning by your selective capitalization that you are a Christ follower.

An edit for you: Jesus didn't choose those who are saved. He chose all, for "all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God." The actuality is WE choose Him! Those who are saved had a choice and chose faith. Before I chose to accept Jesus, I was no different than an atheist, a jew, an agnostic, a muslim, a mormon, a pluralist, or any "pagan". All are united under the flag "sinner".

If you hold tight to those words you uttered before, you open yourself to a whole host of atheist criticisms which will be justified.

Trust in the Bible. If one is to make an argument for Jesus and that argument is NOT based on His Word, then it is not an argument for Jesus at all.

If you have any questions, try the link or e-mail me at japowe3@uky.edu

Lissie Darcy said...

So what are you saying Jared? I don't understand what you are trying to get at?

You must understand the difference between us, I'm a 5 point Calvinist. So I believe in the doctrine of limited atonement.

I also believe in the doctrine of predestination so in other words God chose who He was going to save before time began.

With that being said, I still don't understand what point it is you're trying to get across to me. Could you please clarify?

-Lissie

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Aletha said...

2. who is to say that evolution is true? there are many gaps in evolution, if you did some reasearch you might find that out.
3. what the heck is with the picking the nose thing... I'm sorry but it really isn't that funny.
4. ok well since not everyone in the world believes in evolution that means its not true... you see that just doesn't work saying what you've said.
5. umm I hate to break the news to you but your "easy ways to prove christianity is worng" well isn't very convincing and obbiously isn't that easy if these are the only things you could come up with.

I'm sorry but Christianity is not idiotic. so let me get this stright, you would rather believe in what a man says? who even had doughts in his own belief (look up on google qoutes of Darwin) hmmmm... yes its true that alot of kids believe in God because there parents do, but every kid at one point thinks and dicides for them selfs if there is a God and if christianity is true, I know I did, and for awhile I didnt believe in God, but I felt like I lost a friend, and I was very dippressed for months, did stuff I really shouldnt have, but after awhile I started to believe again.

I just have one more thing to say, Christianity isn't a religion its a relationship. And no matter how hard you try to push away that truth, for some reason you cant.

thank you for reading this, and I hope if you put something up like this again, you'll do some research first. God is amazing if only would let him in your heart. (I know if someone said this to me I would role my eyes at it... but maybe you should try letting God in... why wouldnt you? you scard that That the bible, that God could be true after all?)

BathTub said...

Another person who has trouble reading.

Lissie Darcy said...

How many people is that now, Bath Tub? Haha. Poor Expat. Apparently no one gets it was a parody. (Sadly I was one of the ppl..at first :(( )

Haha. On another note, it's rather comical if you think about it. LOL. Hahaha.

Hi Bath Tub!! Long time no hear--well I guess it's my fault since I've been gone for ages. (: My Grandma recently had a stroke in January. (I think it was the second-to-last week) She's still recovering. They were (yes, as in plural..4 minor pin point sized ones..) mild. She's recovering. Oh and I have another sibling!! Josiah Calvin!! He's so cute. I gots to post pics on my blog. (Oh he was born..1-10-10! Yay! I remembered a sibling's bday) SO. That's why I've been gone ages.--Life.

Btw do you have a facebook? If so, we could be friends! :D

BathTub said...

My Grandmother has had a couple of strokes over the last few years, it's very worrying. I hope your Grandmother recovers fully.

Yes if you like.

http://www.facebook.com/BathTubNZ

Lissie Darcy said...

Yeah. It was pretty darn tough. The worst is over thankfully! I'm sorry for your grandmother. And thanks. (:

And thanks for allowing me to be friends with you on FB. (: Just FYI (I might've told ya already just can't remember..) Lissie Darcy isn't my real name. It's my blogging name.

Now I need to be friends with Mr. Matt if he wants to.

BathTub said...

lol BathTub isn't my real name either.

Lissie Darcy said...

Haha. I know that!! You told me a while ago. (: lol

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