Tribute to Chris Geiser

5 Reasons why Christianity is wrong


1. Jesus said there were pillows in the earth, but pillows are made in factories, not in the earth so that must be wrong!

2. Most Christians are abandoning their faith because they've realized that it's all a lie.

3. Richard Dawkins said Christianity is wrong and he is reliable so therefore it's wrong.

4. If God was real, how come we can't see Heaven when we look through telescopes?

5. Christians have bad personal hygiene and often smell really bad.


So, now we've proven beyond all doubt that Christianity is false, Evolution must be true.

Checkmate!